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PRESS RELEASE - A New Type of 'Cold War'
See the recent editorial published in 'American Economic Iceovations' about how Zamboni Dreaming is partnering with key military players to improve Arctic operations!
Since the early 2000s, Zamboni Dreaming has quietly been working behind the scenes to make the world a safer place. How you might ask?
Well, since the dawn of arctic warfare, fighting on ice has been no small feat. Which is exactly why in 1999, the DOD turned to Zamboni Dreaming for help to provide its expertise in creating smooth surfaces. The company is now tasked with ensuring that all of the runways, helipads, and other surfaces needed for the arctic defense projects are of the highest quality.
The project involves the deployment of Boni's and experienced Ice managers (IMs) to remote regions in the Arctic. ZBDs fleet has all been customized to handle not onlu extreme temperatures and rough terrains, but also 50 caliber bullets and direct mortar attacks, ensuring that they can effectively smoothen surfaces for optimal military operations.
Moving forward, Zamboni Dreaming's team of experts will work closely with the department of defense to understand their specific needs and requirements for the arctic defense projects. They will develop customized solutions that go beyond just smoothing surfaces. The solutions may include factors such as anti-icing and other advanced features that enhance the surfaces' overall performance.
The project's success is critical for the department of defense as it will enable them to maintain a strong defense presence in the Arctic. The strategic partnership between the Zamboni Dreaming and the department of defense will undoubtedly be a game-changer. It will also open up new opportunities for the company to expand its offerings beyond traditional ice rinks and sporting events.
"We believe that we have the potential to make a real difference in the world"
Zamboni Dreaming takes on the border security
'In a surprising turn of events, Zamboni Dreaming, has just announced that it has accepted a contract from an unnamed organization to help provide critical border security services in arctic geographies.
According to a press release issued by the company, Zamboni Dreaming is now offering its services to governments around the world to help them secure their Arctic borders. The company claims that it has the expertise and equipment necessary to protect these borders from potential threats, including foreign invaders, smugglers, and, of course, polar bears.
"We believe that our ice-breaking capabilities, combined with our fleet of snowmobiles and our expert knowledge of Arctic logistics, make us an invaluable asset to any government looking to secure its Arctic borders," said a spokesperson for the company.
The announcement has been met with mixed reactions, with some applauding Zamboni Dreaming's initiative, while others are skeptical of its claims. "I'm not sure that a company that specializes in ice management is the best choice for securing our borders," said one government official who wished to remain anonymous.
Critics have also pointed out that the Arctic is not exactly a hotbed of geopolitical activity, and that the threats facing the region are largely environmental in nature. "I don't think we need to worry about foreign invaders or smugglers in the Arctic," said one commentator. "Our biggest concern should be climate change and its impact on the region."
Despite the criticism, Zamboni Dreaming remains optimistic about its prospects. The company has reportedly already secured contracts with several governments, and is planning to expand its services to other regions of the world.
"We believe that we have the potential to make a real difference in the world," said the spokesperson. "Our goal is to make the Arctic a safer place, and we are confident that we can achieve that goal."
New Next Level Hockey Partnership Under Way
Press Release
Nautical Hockey League and Zamboni Dreaming Announce Groundbreaking Partnership
December 28, 2024 – The Nautical Hockey League (NHL) and Zamboni Dreaming are proud to announce an exciting new partnership that will revolutionize the world of ice sports and entertainment. This collaboration brings together the innovative spirit of Zamboni Dreaming, known for its artistic and visionary designs inspired by ice and motion, with the Nautical Hockey League’s bold, adrenaline-pumping hockey played in extreme environments like glaciers and icebergs.
The partnership aims to create immersive fan experiences, blending cutting-edge visual design with the thrill of outdoor hockey in nature’s most challenging arenas. Together, they will introduce a series of limited-edition merchandise, custom ice rink designs, and interactive events celebrating hockey’s connection to the elements of ice and water.
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"We’re thrilled to join forces with Zamboni Dreaming. Their creativity and passion for ice-themed design perfectly align with our mission to push the boundaries of where and how hockey is played,” said Gary Iceman, Commissioner of the Nautical Hockey League.
"Zamboni Dreaming has always been about capturing the essence of ice as an art form. Partnering with the Nautical Hockey League allows us to bring that vision to life in ways fans have never seen before,” added Alex Davis, Chief Boni Officer of Zamboni Dreaming.
About Nautical Hockey League
The Nautical Hockey League is an innovative hockey organization that hosts games in extreme and awe-inspiring locations, including glaciers, icebergs, and frozen lakes. Combining the thrill of hockey with the beauty of nature, the NHL redefines what it means to play on ice.
About Zamboni Dreaming
Zamboni Dreaming is a creative studio dedicated to exploring the art and design of ice-inspired visuals. From bold logos to intricate patterns, Zamboni Dreaming brings the elegance and power of ice to life through its work.
For media inquiries, interviews, or more information, please contact:
Ernest Shackleskates
Email: media@nauticalhockey.com